"God help us if they make a 3D-printing xerox machine. Honestly, how many 3D butts does the world really need?"
— Jessi (via chartier)
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes…